I Saw Star Wars at least eight times
Had the Pac Man pattern memorized
and I've seen the stuff they put inside Stretch Armstrong
well, I was Roger Staubach in my back yard
had a shoebox full of baseball cards
and a couple of Evil Kanevil scars on my right arm
well I was a kid when Elvis died
and my mama cried
it was 1970 somethin'
in the world that I grew up in
Farah Faucet hairdo days
Bell bottoms and eight track tapes
lookin' back now I can see me
oh man did I look cheesy
I wouldn't trade those days for nothin'
ah, it was 1970 somethin'
It was the dawning of a new decade
we got our first microwave
Dad broke down and finally shaved those sideburns off
I took the stickers off my Rubiks cube
Watched Mtv all afternoon
My first love was Daisy Duke
in them cut-off jeans
Space shuttle fell out of the sky
and the whole world cried
it was 1980 somethin'
in the world that I grew up in
Skatin' rinks and black Trans Ams'
big hair and Parachute pants
and lookin' back now I can see me
oh man did I look cheesy
I wouldn't trade those days for nothin'
ah, it was 1980 somethin'
now I got a mortgage and SUV
but all this responsibility
makes me wish...sometimes
that it was 1980 somethin'
in the world that I grew up in
Skatin' rinks and black Trans Ams'
big hair and Parachute pants
and lookin' back now I can see me
oh man did I look cheesy
I wouldn't trade those days for nothin'
ah, it was 1980 somethin'
1970 somethin'...
ah it was 19 somethin'The orcs stand low beneath him
Awaiting his command
This day he'll long remember
For Lord Ogre is at hand
Bella Lugosi and Moonglum understand
Lord Ogre has returned to take control of his land
Lord Ogre...
Celene is deep in trouble
For the orcs are on their way
"Rape and pillage" is what Ogre has to say
"Rise above and crucify all those in our path
When we reach poor Enstad, they will feel Lord Ogre's wrath"
Lord Ogre has acquired
New powers to his name
His friends and foes have realized
That he's really not the same
He's travelled through the planes of hell
Learned the powers of deception
His friends with fear of war at hand
Have staged resurrection...
Lord Ogre has returned to our time and to our plane
His absence was disturbing
He will never be the same
More power than he's ever had
More armies to control
His resurrection glorified
The powers of his soul
The orcs go marching one by one...
Hurrah, hurrah!
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