She's the slickest chick I've ever known.
I take her with me wherever I go to rope in all my fears
and open all my beers and to never ever leave me alone.
She's tiny, shiny and bright, almost too sharp but not quite.
She does it all somehow.
She's in my pocket now but I'm gonna take her out tonight.
She's my swiss-army girlfriend.
She's holding up her end, and she's all mine,
so I got a valentine to send.
Do I have to draw a diagram?
When I'm out of luck or in a jam she can get me hot
and out of tight spots, and she's ready whenever I am.
She slices, dices and more.
She can handle any household chore,
and I love the feel of her stainless steel when we're rolling all around on the floor.
She's my swiss-army girlfriend.
She's in my dresser drawer
and I'm all hers and we've got a universe to explore.
And I love her so,
though she may never know just how low I would go to keep her by my side
and open wide for when our worlds collide.
She's the only game in town.
She's a thriller that you can't put down,
so enjoy this song because before too long we're gonna run each other into the ground.
She's my swiss-army girlfriend.
We've barely started yet,
but we're all set and we've got a bassinet to get.We say your'e an actor!
Been searching for a reason
To make us change
(We say your'e an actor!)
Cos you got the whole world listening
But you've got nothing to say
And as we covered in the ashes
I said 'fire em up boys and let em go'
Theyr'e making music for the masses
Sliced up real thin for the radio
We say your'e an actor!
All that you took for granted
Has been replaced
(Replaced by an actor!)
Now that your'e left with nothing
But more of the same
And as we covered in the ashes
I said 'fire em up boys and let em go'
Theyr'e making music for the masses
Sliced up real thin for the radio
Who do you think you are (x3)
We'll be coming, your'e way
We'll be coming, all the way
So who do you think you are
(Who do you think you are)
Who do you think you are
(Who do you think you are)
Who do you think you are
And as we covered in the ashes
I said 'fire em up boys and let em go'
Theyr'e making music for the masses
Sliced up real thin for the radio
And as we covered in the ashes
I said 'fire em up boys and let em go'
Theyr'e making music for the masses
Sliced up real thin for the radio
All sounds the same
(We say your'e an actor)
Nothing to say